Of 3 Idiots. And one more.

The brat, mamma and pappa went to watch 3 Idiots over the weekend. The brat's concept of the movie was the Aaall Iz Well song. The lyrics and movements to which he has down pat. In fact during his recent tryst with fever, mamma and pappa rushed him to the doctor one evening when all medicine wasn't bringing the fever down and he was scarily sluggish. One shot later, in the car on the way back the above mentioned song found airtime. And the brat, hitherto slumped against mamma, jumped up and did the bouncing chest tapping hands in the air movement with such gusto that mamma and pappa collapsed into laughter.
Therefore from the time the seats were sat on, the whine began. "Wen d aalleezvel song will come?" Soon, soon. Mamma patted him down like the bounding puppy he became. Then came the song. Which had him standing, open mouthed, leaning on the seat ahead, breathing heavily on the bald pate of the unfortunate occupying said seat. The song, followed unfortunately by a suicide scene. Which lead to long theosophical queries by the enquiring young mind as to how Joe went to Jai Jai Jezuz in d sky when dey pud him in a box in the ground an den pud mud on top of him. If he has to go in d sky dey mus pud him in a rocket. Folks behind us keener on the dialogues they paid to hear shushed us ruthlessly.
Then this was followed by another attempted suicide. And the questions piped up again. Why he jumpt from d window? He thought he wuz Superman? He dint put a costuum how he could fly. Mamma took this opportunity to point out pertinent relevant fact considering we live in premises 15 storeys off ground level and with four full glass sliding windows and balconies that this was not, repeat, not a stunt to be repeated under any circumstances.
And the coup de grace was the birthing scene with animated diagrams and ingenious use of vacuum cleaners to pull d baby out wid his head. This led to an instant lifting of mammas top to check if she had a baby concealed on the premises. Mamma thinks a parental discretion advised would have been a good idea given the content of said scenes. She's still trying to explain the exit point of the baby in an age appropriate way.

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