Saturday, February 27, 2010

If you wait...

The brat is doing professions in school. Therefore curious inquisitive questions designed with express intent of making mamma tear out the few remaining strands of hair she has left are being flung with alacrity at mamma at the average speed of one per second.
Mamma, if you drive you're a driver?
Yes beta.
If you garden, you're a gardener?
Yes beta.
If you cook, you're a cooker?
Errr, no, you're a cook or a chef.
If you wait, you're a waiter?
At which point mamma reaches for the last three strands on her scalp and yanks hard.

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3 opinions:

starry eyed said...

LOL, maybe you'd qualify as a maitre d'!!!

Tara said...

haha English is a very phunny language!

karmickids said...

starry eyed: :)

Tara: That it surely is.