Of 'I is faymuss'

Yesterday's edition of the Mint carried an article on the invasion of the Cricket Attax. Mamma had kindly. been interviewed by the journalist writing the piece for her opinion on why these infernal pieces of cards had gained the popularity they had, which of course, being the loquacious person she is, had shared her two cents of wisdom. Consequent to which the article led off with Krish Manral's birthday party.
When mamma showed the brat the article, his eyes widened in disbelief. He grabbed the newspaper and scampered down, it being time to go down to the park anyway.
By the time mamma reached down, he had already collected a sizeable audience around him and was explaining the article to them.
"This is Mint. Is newspaper. Only fer big peepul. Who do markitt. My pappa reads. Dat's my name. An my budday pahty. On d twennyfusht October. I'm givving krikit attax as redurn geefs. Yer coming?"
At last count my guest list had tripled.
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